Oh Baby, I Must Have You Now

So I have decided that I really need to start doing some independent research. We were participating in one of our usual weekend activities last night, "chillin at The Holiday Inn" (hehe, sorry I just couldn't resit!) when I just really decided that someone needs to write this stuff down for other single gals.

I'm sure every single girl knows what I am talking about, here let me set up the scenario: It's a Friday or Saturday night and you and your girls are out on the town. You go to have some drinks, catch up, wind down from a stressful work week, etc. The last thing you want is to have to deal with some raging asshole hitting on you the entire night. So we've all had it happen, but I'm really after the answer to this question: Do any of these lame ass pick up lines really work? Now I'm not talking about the cheesy ones that we've all heard like "Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven?" etc., I'm talking about the pervy creepy guys who approach you and stare lecherously at you while you are mentally planning an escape route ("I'm married" "I'm dating someone" "I'm not interested" etc.) The kind of losers who come up and ask you flat out if you wanna go home with them, brag about their sexual abilities in order to somehow impress you, etc. I'm sorry, but when have these guys ever used these creepy lines and had it work? Did any woman ever look back and seductively say in response, "Oh baby, I must have you now"? My guess is no.

Well, I'm in the middle of getting ready to go out and deal with it all over again, hopefully tonight we won't have to beat too many off with sticks or tasers, hahaha!