Wanna Have Sex?

That was the text message that I received around 8:30 last night. Now, it was from a guy that I think is pretty damn amazing, but it just kinda made me stop and think the following (In no particular order):

1. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, it's all well and good to throw the offer out like that, provided there was at least a little bit of conversation before hand. IE:
You: Hey, how've ya been?
Me: Not too bad
You: We should hang out again, whatcha doing tonight?
Me: Not much, what you have in mind ;)
You: Wanna come over and have sex?
Me: Sure I'll be over in a bit

2. YES I want to have sex. Why wouldn't I want to?

3. I really wouldn't mind having sex with YOU again, as it was, well, amazing!

4. I haven't really talked much to you since maybe September, and all of a sudden you wanna hook up again? This makes me feel mighty important, especially after the last time you invited me over to watch a movie (which, silly me thought was code for wanna come over watch part of a movie, mess around, THEN have sex, but as it turned out actually watched a movie & some tv... awkward.)

5. Were you looking through you phone, get to the "R's" and think of me? I know you probably have plenty of girls to hook up with, but with that impersonal text message, did you send it to more than one girl & the first or best reply got laid?

6. Did you think that would get me? (For additional thoughts on that topic, please see earlier blog entitled "Oh Baby I must have you now!")

7. How long did it take you to come up with that clever text? Did you think about me (or the other girls you texted that to) all day or did you just impulsively throw the offer out on the table? Just curious.

Needless to say that as much as I would've liked to have gone over there and had sex, I didn't bother to reply as I got it about an hour after it was sent... I guess I figured he had probably gotten a quicker response from someone else, and a reply from me at that point would've interrupted someone else getting laid. Oh well. xoxoxo